When I go to the doctors with a normal illness:
Doctor: What symptoms do you have?
Me: A cough and I cant stop sneezing.
Doctor: Anything else?
Me: Well, I have a headache but I get those anyway. My joints hurt, but that’s pretty common now. My limbs ache and feel really heavy, they feel like that a lot though. I have pins and needles but, that’s pretty much every day so I don’t think that’s related. I’m struggling to catch my breath, that happens occasionally though. I’m getting palpitations but that happens from time to time anyway…
Doctor: …so…*sigh*…how long have you had this cough?